Miscellaneous articles

The word “miscellaneous” conjures up images of spelling bees and other academia arcana. But it’s really just a fancy way of saying “this is where we throw all the pointless other junk we couldn’t categorize very easily.” It doesn’t mean it’s any less fun to read. Trust us, we’re professionals. We know what you crave.

• Fangoria Weekend of Horrors 2007 (February 27, 2007)
• Raccoona Sheldon: The Screwfly Solution (February 1, 2007)
• What the Dog Dragged In… (January 26, 2007)
• The Unofficial Weblog For Trivia XLII (January 25, 2007)
• The Wit and Wisdom of Jason Lane (January 6, 2007)
• Defense of the Glorious Internet (November 20, 2006)
• The Decline of American Horror (November 5, 2006)
• The “Taking Back” of Porch Monkey (October 21, 2006)
• On Beautiful Women, a Rebuttal (October 19, 2006)
• Sega and Breakfast: A Look at Scarcity and First Impressions (August 24, 2006)
• Could Lois Lane Have Superman’s Baby? (August 24, 2006)
• Was the Professor a Communist Agent? (June 14, 2006)
• Is World Population a Concern? (June 14, 2006)
• Reflections on Robopathology (May 27, 2006)
• Underpopulation and Anti-Specialization (April 26, 2006)
• On the Boy Scouts of America (April 10, 2006)
• Why Ninjas Today Just Ain’t What They Used to Be (March 17, 2006)
• The Problem With Mad Scientists (March 16, 2006)
• Why Pirates Today Are Better Than Pirates of Yesteryear (March 14, 2006)
• The Reality of Escalator Fatalities (April 19, 2005)
• Cat Killing: How to Successfully Inactivate a Cat (February 5, 2005)
• In Mandy Moore’s Shadow: Can Lindsay Lohan Find Her Own Voice? (January 2, 2005)
• The Mandy Moore That I Adore (December 28, 2004)
• Is Time For Cookies Part of the Food Court? (December 12, 2004)
• Ghetto Driving: A Beginner’s Guide to a Growing Trend (November 20, 2003)