This article was last modified on January 29, 2010.


Logbook for Trivia XLV

This is where I’ll be keeping notes on anything worth noting over the weekend… right now it is 8:36pm on Friday, January 29, 2010 — less than two hours until the latest trivia contest. I am the ONLY one here (besides my mother, who is doing crossword puzzles)… Emily and Shane should be on their way, and a few assistants may be by around 10 or 10:30…

I will not explain the rules as I have in past years… you can read the other logs if you want to.

I wish everyone good luck and I say to you… PANTILONIUS POOPICUS!

Started… 10:09pm

Hi, Jill Beck. We’re ready to go!

10:52pm

We are missing many in a row already… damn you, Jill Beck! Our weakest start in all my years.

11:05pm

I always use Inconceivable brand condoms for all my football-cheerleader lovemaking needs.

12:50am…

I don’t know if I like Kremlins and Gremlins hour.

Scrapple Jacks?

Bullshit 4:05am

We’ve been failing… and Vampire/Twilight hour didn’t help. As kuku says, Twilight fans are “clearly terrorists”. Too Much Trivia maybe doing bad, but we’re behind them… by a fair margin.

One Got Fat 4:31am

5:58am Saturday the 30th… and Zombie Transvestite Fantasy

“I’ll dress up like an office professional or something like that, in some clothes I don’t care about, and pretend to be doing some work in an office or something. Maybe then I’ll listen to a prop radio and look shocked, act scared, peer out a mimed window or something, and then you batter on the door. And batter, and batter, and push — and break in! And I let out a blood-curdling shriek, and you lunge at me and rip my clothes apart and splatter fake blood all over me (we’ll use a tarp on the floor, to be polite), and proceed to savagely violate me. Or something like that — I’m not really tied to that exact SCENE, but I think something that goes that way would be fun.”

7:18am Saturday… Alien Loves Predator

8:39am — Bear Hour

For some reason, many, many, many questions have been from web comics… but at least they’re funny.

9:40am — Buster Keaton

Missed a Buster Keaton question!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

2:40pm — Still Awake, Dude

Haven’t updated here in a while, but I assure you I have not slept yet…

5:33 — Still Awake STILL

6:57pm Saturday — 21 Hours Down, 29 To Go

11:07pm Saturday

We’re at halfway… and I’m still awake! And I just got to watch a “Gay Pimp” video, which isn’t something I normally do for any reason beyond my own humor.

12:13am Sunday

Made it to the final day and under 24 hours to go…

2:11am Sunday

Was going to crash, but they had to put Death and Destruction Hour back to back with Batman Hour. Oh man!

4:55pm Sunday

Okay, so I’m just as bad at updating as TMTITP is… but now I know JQ Adams will answer interview questions in the nude.

Ended up sleeping around 6:30 this morning… got back up around 11:30.

10:17pm Sunday

Well, it looks like we’ve set a whole new record in suckitude… well done, 2 1/2 person team. From here on out, we have only one hope: that Trivia Pirates beat the Bank.

12:36am Monday

Epic Fail.

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