Stuff to Do, Volumes 1-3
With help from Dayna Walker and Jodey Bee
- Sit and make a list of things to do
- Walk the trails at 1000 Islands or railroad tracks
- Walk the Girl Scout trails
- Walk the CE trail
- Go to Great America
- Read a book
- Write a story
- Draw and/or color with friends
- Polka
- Swing on the swings
- Go to the mall and just hang out
- Get ice cream
- Kill some bugs
- Rent video games
- Go to a concert
- Ride a bus
- Buy a bus
- Drive somewhere
- Cruise the Ave
- Steal a car
- Think about how wonderful it is that we don’t listen to country music
- Burn down the school
- Rent “Faces of Death”
- Put shaving cream on roadkill
- Go to Dayton’s and ride the escalator
- Get drunk
- Hit a rabbit with a marshmallow
- Go to Beaners
- Gamble
- Call Dayna Walker
- Drink coffee to excess
- Make political chat
- Smoke a splendidly blended cigarette
- Crack knuckles
- Hug a tree
- Put rubber bands on a ball
- Learn to skateboard properly
- Eat cheese
- Listen to Wesley Willis until no longer sane (or until sane, as the case may be)
- Tie someone’s shoe laces together
- Go to school
- Go to work
- Try to make an orange lighter die
- Decorate a Christmas tree
- Whip shitties
- Strengthen your sphincter muscles (3 times a day, 10 repetitions)
- Grab bag lunch
- Continue making to-do lists
- Play with sidewalk chalk
- Road Trip!
- Listen to animal hunting sounds with the motherfucking Ataris
- Make an awesome tape
- Watch an 80s movie
- Shoot some hoops and play horse
- Crank call people
- Get in a car and randomly play Chinese fire drill
- Go bowling!
- Play presidents, peter, solitaire, rummy, speed, bullshit, king’s corner, golf, mud, uno, old maid, go fish, crazy eights or poker
- Play Monopoly or Sweet Valley High
- Motherfuckin’ Battleship
- Call a friend
- Take a walk or go biking
- Go hiking at High Cliff and climb up and down the cliffs
- Watch a sunrise / sunset
- Harrass the floor cleaning crew at Wal-Mart
- Try to find an episode of the Smurfs
- Go to the pound and play with the animals
- Learn a KISS song… and bash it
- Swing at Calumet County Park
- Listen to the Creeps
- Recite the interview with the woo woo
- Have a conversation about your poop
- Go into a public bathroom, pick a stall, go into it and yell “Oh my God! That’s bloody horrible!”
- Go to the mall and pretend to survey people by asking personal questions about their sex life
- Track down Kraemer to harrass him
- Bash Ryan Collins
- Twirl your thumbs
- Spin in circles till you’re dizzy enough to fall down
- Go into a bar and find the oldest dude there. Have a conversation about “the good ol’ days”. Drinking optional.
- Laundry! Play at the laundromat… it smells good.
- Make a mud pie
- Build a sand castle
- Peddle on College Ave
- Play charades
- Sing car songs at random (camp songs may be substituted)
- Make funny faces
- Whistle a tune
- Every time someone asks a question, laugh and walk away
- Learn an instrument
- Turn Christian songs secular, turn secular songs Christian
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