This article was last modified on May 9, 2006.


by Gavin Schmitt and Michelle Nieuwenhuis

Here is a sample of my urine
I hate you so much, you can
have the whole population
You’re not just a random integer
to me —
You’re the Antagonist of my affection
Let me chart our stocks and bonds on a graph,
so we can watch them decline.

Also try another article under Poetry and Fiction
or another one of the writings of Gavin.

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